Anachronism

N: a thing belonging or appropriate to a period other than that in which it exists, especially a thing that is conspicuously old fashioned.  

an act of attributing a custom, event or object to a period in which is doesn't belong.

Some feel that my record collection is anachronistic.  I feel that it is amazing.

Certain scholars note the anachronistic quality of certain Old Testament verses in the Bible.  These scholars claim that inspired men revealed unknown truths concerning truths of our universe (such as "the paths of the sea" and the spherical nature of our globe).  Gary Fisher just thinks it's poetic language.

I like Meredith's anachronistic style.  Now everyone wants an ugly hat from the 20's as well.

Maybe one day, when Tim and Meredith's friendship is more provincial, a two hour phone conversation will seem anachronistic.

I fear the day when MP3's become anachronisms in our ever changing world.  How more convenient and intangible can music become?

This is a good word.  Not to be confused with Acronym (T.M.V.C (Tim & Meredith's Vocab Club).

Provincial

ADJ
of or concerning a province or empire

“…there must be more than this provincial life” (belle)

Jesus was looked down upon because of his provincial association with Nazareth.
Paul was looked up upon because of his provincial association with Rome (he was a Roman citizen).
It seems like Tim gets tired of his provincial living situation sometimes.
Meredith doesn’t really thrive on provincial dorm life. Too many people.
Tim will be provincially close to Meredith in 3 days ☺
Provincial sounds like providential sounds like provide sounds like progeny.
I put white strips on my teeth and I had a lisp for a little while.
This word is boring.
I have to study for finals.

Deluge

n: a severe flood.  a heavy fall of rain.  figuratively a great quantity of something arriving at the same time.

v: to flood with a great quantity of something.

The God sent deluge purified His creation of sinners.

I am often found sliding across the Florida College golf course when there is a sudden deluge of rainfall.

Moses was overwhelmed by the people's deluge of complaints.

I hope Meredith isn't overwhelmed by the deluge of exams this Monday.

I hope Meredith is overwhelmed by the deluge of fun times this Monday.

Is our blog able to handle the deluge of visual aids?

It is not uncommon for the Lord to be deluged with prayers subsequent to my sins.

Meredith is periodically deluged with Photoshop pictures, just as Tim is periodically deluged with funny photos of Meredith not studying.

My least favorite olympic sport is deluge.

Meredith is cool.

Caveat

N: a warning or proviso of specific stipulations, conditions or limitations.

L. literally "let a person beware." Not that you care.

God gave the children of Israel a caveat not to touch the ark.
Paul delivered a caveat which warned that having partial judgment will incur us to God's wrath.
Bonnie & Clyde (right) imply the caveat that they will shoot.
I think Bonnie & Clyde are stylish.
Tim dropped the caveat on Ben that we might not go to his game because of my birthday.
Meredith isn't really aggressive enough to give caveats.
"Caveat: Do not try this at home."

Accolade

n: 1.) an award or privilege granted as a special honor or as an acknowledgment of merit.  an expression of praise or admiration 

2.) a touch on one person's shoulder with a sword at the bestowing of knighthood

First, hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! sorry, that's a funny picture (wipes tear away).  I'm sorry some mother's son for laughing at your son.  My laughter is definitely not an accolade.

Meredith received many accolades for her stunning performance in "This World Is Not My Home".

This kid has OD accolades.

The "My Child is an Honor Student" bumper sticker is a dorky accolade (maybe I'm just bitter that my mother wouldn't put mine on her car).

Speaking of dorky accolades, I think Tim and Meredith are due a few.

Elton John received his accolade before being knighted.  Now he rides around the marshes fighting dragons and saving princesses...and princes.

The accolade sung to David incited Saul to jealousy.

I be rollin and lookin pimp in my accolade.

Inkling

N: a slight knowledge or suspicion; a hint.

This word is so cute! I can't handle it.

late mid. english; in the sense of a mention or undertone. from the rare verb inkle. Probably related to the verb inclined.

I have an inkling that that dude likes records.
Paul wrote 1 Corinthians because he had more than an inkling that the Corinthians were doing some stuff wrong.
Meredith has an inkling that Tim is still asleep.
Tim really only has inklings about his plans for each day.
Meredith only knows inklings about her classes.
Meredith has to go to class in ten minutes and does not have an inkling of being ready... so she has to stop using the word inkling in a sentence.

Tempestuous

adj: 1.) characterized by strong and turbulent or conflicting emotion.  2.) Very stormy.

Peter is known as the tempestuous Apostle.

Meredith is not tempestuous.

Driving in New York makes me very tempestuous.

I don't think I was ready for Vocab Club today.

I don't like it when it is tempestuous (unless if I'm sliding on the FC golf course).

Meredith fears that Seminary Dan may react tempestuously during their studies.

I'm tempted to stop writing sentences with the word "tempestuous".